How much do you know about the history of sex? Do you know a Greek satyromaniac from a nymphomaniac, or a pavement princess from a knight of the gusset? If I asked you to sneeze in the cabbage would you find a ribbon for a cundum, or reach for the cocklebread? Pit your saucy wits against this kinky quiz and find out what you know, as well as what you most certainly do not.
When it comes to sex history, you are somewhere between Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music and Julie Andrews flashing her lolas in SOB. You blush at sex scenes, still believe the stalk brings babies and your friends call you 'the sweet one.'
But you're not all sweetness and light, because you did take this quiz and knew enough to get by. So you can bat those eyelashes all you want at me, kitten - you ain't fooling anyone.
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Missionary position, lights off, with the pyjama tops on, that's your style and its done you alright. For you, kink is like the salad garnish in a steakhouse - interesting, but ultimately a pointless distraction from the main event. It always ends the same way, why mess with the process?
Having said that, you are more than a little kink history curious and not beyond suggesting a change in position, or trying a bit of dress up. You dark horse.
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Oooooooh, you historical saucepot. When it comes to historical smut, you certainly know your stuff. You were almost certainly the one your friends came to talk about 'stuff' when you were growing up, and probably still are. You have equal passion for learning and loving - long may your sexcapades continue.
Although you know your way around naughty history, you can always learn more. I strongly recommend you pre-order a copy of Curious History of Sex by Kate Lister, right here.
Woooooaaaaahhhh. Turn on the cold shower, sound the alarm, and somebody call the law, we've got a historical sex god on our hands. It's a wonder you can even fill out this quiz without your fingers melting the keyboard. What you don't know about sex and history just isn't worth knowing. I'd say 'keep it up', but I don't believe you've ever let it down.
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