<section><h2>HÖW CRÜE are YÖÜ?</h2><p><p>You think you REALLY know <b>Mötley Crüe? This is a TOUGH quiz. You have to know ALL 'The Dirt' if you wanna join the Cr</b><b>ü</b><b>e! </b></p><p> </p><p> </p></p></section><section><h2>What is the EXACT DATE the band was founded?</h2><p><p>[told you this would be tough!]</p></p></section><section><h3>What member of Motley Crue DIED in 1987?</h3></section><section><h3>Which of these songs by OTHER bands has Motley Crue covered?</h3><p><h4><b><i>[SELECT ALL THAT APPLY!]</i></b></h4></p></section><section><h3>Which of the following things is associated with a Motley Crue live concert?</h3><p><h4><b><i>[Select as many as you like!]</i></b></h4></p></section><section><h3>What "Gentlemen's Clubs" are mentioned in the song GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS?</h3><p><h4><b><i>[Select all that apply!]</i></b></h4></p></section><section><h3>Which item is NOT on the cover of the DR. FEELGOOD album cover?</h3></section><section><h3>Which of these LYRICS do NOT appear in the song "WILD SIDE"?</h3></section><section><h3>What was the BIRTH NAME of Nikki Sixx?</h3></section><section><h3>Which of these is NOT a Motley Crue member's SIDE PROJECT?</h3></section><section><h3>Which of the following is NOT a Motley Crue album?</h3></section><section><h2>What are YÖÜ doing here?</h2><p><p>I think you may have pushed a wrong button somewhere along the way and ended up here by mistake. What were you trying to do?!? Were you trying to <i>search </i>for something that looks <i>similar</i> to <b>Mötley Crüe?</b></p><p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;">Were you searching for "<b>M</b></span><b>ö<span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;">mmy Cl</span>ü</b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;"><b>e</b>"? Perhaps "<b>M</b></span><b style="">ü</b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;"><b>stache Cramp</b>"? Maybe you were looking for a resource on "<b>M</b></span><b style="">ö</b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;"><b>untain Crabs</b>" ... "<b>M</b></span><b style="">ü</b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;"><b>nchkin Crack</b>" or "<b>M</b></span><b>ö<span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;">t</span>ö <span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;">Cr</span>ü</b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;"><b>st</b>"? In <i>any</i> case- <b>You are DEFINITELY in the <i style="">WRONG PLACE.</i></b></span></p> <p>Back up... Nice & slow now... and ease on outta here. Nobody has to get hurt... but <i>you</i> need to <i>go.</i></p></p></section><section><h3>So - You bought the shirt.</h3><p><p>You sure look awesome rockin' that <b>Mötley Crüe </b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;">shirt you picked up at Hot Topic... and it is obvious you <i>learned </i>as much as you could - <i>just in case</i> a <b><i>REAL</i></b> fan stops you on the street and wants to talk </span><b>Crüe</b> <span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;">for a minute. <b>BUT-</b> That is just not enough to be <b><i>IN THE </i></b></span><b><i>Crüe</i></b><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;"><i>! </i>Sorry.</span></p><p><span style="background-color: transparent; color: inherit; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0px;">Cool shirt though!</span></p></p></section><section><h3>You are IN A CREW... but you are not in THE CRÜE!</h3><p><p>You could very well be a <b>roadie</b> for the band! Maybe a <b>guitar tech</b>? You might even be t<b>he band's <i>MANAGER</i></b><i>!</i> <b>BUT</b>- You are <b>NOT</b> Tommy, Vince Mick or Nikki! ....Still - That's really good ...<i>for</i> a <i>roadie!!!</i></p></p></section><section><h3>Yoü ARE The CRÜE!</h3><p><p>You are takin' a walk on the WILD SIDE! You recently broke some furniture, you should probably go a see a doctor soon and... <b>You are <i>ON FIRE</i> right now!</b> Literally. You may want to put that out. You are not just <i>PART</i> of the crew<i> </i> ... You <i>ARE</i> the <i>Cr<b style="">ü</b>e!</i></p></p></section><section><h3>How? HOW? Really. HOW???!?</h3><p><p>How did you manage to basically get <i><b>EVERY answer WRONG</b></i>? What is wrong with you? Are you even TRYING? You probably also filled in the holes on your SAT so that they made a smiley face. When you took your drivers license test, what did you do.. <b><i>Bird Box</i></b> it? Well.. You <b><i>DID</i></b> accomplish <b><i>SOMETHING</i></b>: You got the lowest score possible!</p><p>Congratulations? </p></p></section>