You have a favorite Cincinnati-style chili parlor. Sure. But take this personality test to figure out which 3-way-and-coneys spot you would be ... if you were food.
You are best buddies with Guy Fieri. You belong on "Diners Drive-Ins and Dives." You are always hungry, so you order a hearty Double Decker. You don't care about cultural norms, if you can get jalapenos on your chili, you get jalapenos on your chili.
Your flaw: Those double deckers are so freakin' big, it might take an eating challenge to finish one entirely.
You are retro as all get-out. You are the cat's pajamas 24 hours a day. You are the bee's knees at breakfast, even! You have a cat named John Johnson. You have degrees from both Cincinnati State AND University of Cincinnati.
Your flaw: You might fall asleep in your chili because you're eating it at 3 in the morning.
You are a Kentuckian to the core even if you don't live in Kentucky. Go blue! Go Wildcats! A 3-way isn't enough for you, you want a 6-way with garlic on it! You also keep retro alive, and that ain't cheesy.
Your flaw: Head across the river sometime, won't ya? There's good chili over there, too.
You are so West Side. You treasure your heritage. You know what you like. And everyone in town knows who you are. You've got a lot of variety on your life-plate. You eat lunch with the same people at the same table every day.
Your flaw: Try something new every once in a while!
You like to be the underdog, because you're just fine with who you are because, darnit, people like you. You're a bit of a wimp when it comes to eating spicy food, but it's all about the flavor anyway. You like to switch things up from time to time with double-decker flair. What a people-pleaser you are.
Your flaws: Sometimes, you never know when to call it a day, like that one time you ate a Coney Crate all by yourself.
You are the most popular kid in town. Nothing shy about you. You like to keep things simple because ... why mess with a proven good thing? You do like to spice things up to keep it interesting.
Your flaws: You keep way too many secrets about what makes you ... you.