It's Valentine's Day, which is the day to pay tribute to your one true love - Scottish football.
"I'm not saying you have to be married to be a good footballer. I'm just saying it felt strange to come to a club where there are only three members of the first-team squad that are married. You need responsibility in life."
He's a man who loves a romantic poem. Who is this former Dunfermline manager with a happy couple?