What type of cat will you be in another life?
We know that cats have nine lives so humans should have at least one spare! And what better way to come back than as a cat? Surely a life of contentment awaits you? It's time to find out.
Ninja hunting cat
If it moves you'll be sneaking up on it in extreme stealth mode. Quickly followed by an athletic pounce and (hopefully) a perfect hit. Of course it's then perfectly acceptable to leave the tattered remains on the doormat so your owner will step on it. Even better, you could leave it in their shoe.
Top marks if you don't quite kill the hapless creature, but bring it into the house and then let it go.
Picky eater cat
We can see you displaying your extreme hunger by making it impossible for your owner to walk anywhere while yowling loudly. With some practise you may be able to cause serious injury by tripping them up (the stairs is perfect for this).
When your food is served it must be to your complete satisfaction or you'll refuse to eat it - for days. Always target the most expensive food, but change brands the moment your preferred choice is on special offer in the shops.
Extreme sleeping cat
Who needs 40 winks when you can sleep for 40 hours a week in daylight hours? Of course your sleeping spot needs careful consideration. A warm lap is best - especially if your owner needs a pee or wants do something (much less) important. Failing that, any clothes that contrast well with the color of your fur can make suitable bedding.
Remember that it's your duty to wake your owner at night. Walking across their face is a perfectly acceptable way of getting their attention!
Dog tormenting cat
Is a wolf the king of the jungle? Not likely! You're a supreme tiger, whatever your size. It's your job to distress, frustrate and scare any dog unwise enough to come near you.
Successful tactics include the disdainful stare from the safety of the top of a fence, the application of sharp claws to tender noses to bully them, eating their food just to annoy them, or even the simple stinky fart approach. The dog (or boyfriend) always gets the blame!
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