You have a lot going on at home. We get it. But we have to say, you are the ultimate multi-tasker. People should fear your ability to work past through all the distractions. We commend your wrangling skills, and your razor-sharp focus on what matters.
You're the Pet Parent! You love your pets, and the whole world needs to know (we agree that it's important). You love working from home because you get to be around your best friend constantly. They make great co-workers when they're not trying to steal your lunch or sit on your computer! Please continue sharing pet pictures with your colleagues. You're doing all of us a favor.
Congrats! You're the Cozy Colleague! You love working from home, because it's you, your favorite mug and your weighted blanket against the world. You can get anything done when you're on the couch. People are in awe at how you manage to zoom through all your tasks while being so cozy! Give us some self-care and home improvement tips!
Congrats! You're the Incognito! You're the super mysterious colleague who doesn't turn on their camera, or attend many happy hours. We have no idea what's going on, we haven't seen your face in awhile, but it's okay. We appreciate your dedication to being mysterious.
Congrats! You're the Best Dressed! Remote work never stood a chance against your fashionista tendencies. You've always been a sharp dresser, and you're going to make sure everyone sees that you're the best dressed colleague. Sweatpants? Hoodies? Nope, it's business casual always.
Congrats! You're the Social Butterfly! Remote work must have been hard at first for you -- you're a people magnet! You love swinging by people's desk, and catching up with them. But these days, you've figured it out. You plan the virtual Happy Hours, you schedule check-in's, and you know you're only one Slack away from catching up with your colleagues.
Congrats! You're the At-Home-in-Nature! Talk about embracing remote work. People are always asking, "Is that a Zoom background or are you really out there?" The answer is: yes, you are really out there. Why not take work and scenery hand-in-hand? You've somehow figured out how to perfectly hotspot your internet and work from every part of the world. Keep exploring!